"After speaking with the neighbor, police reported that they went to Osella’s home, and that he came to the door shirtless with multiple corn kernels stuck to his chest. Osella denied shooting at the neighbor, but admitted firing the potato gun toward the neighbor’s home, the police said."
I wanna party with that guy (Stripes rip-off). Potato gun? Booze? Cops? All the ingredients required to make some really poor choices and laugh about it for the rest of your life.