Let’s hope this goes viral.

[TravisWalker]

Let’s find out how worried y’all really are!!

 

[Baxter48]

What if your Jewish? You don’t eat bacon

 

[Clemke32]

Is the bacon still hot and sizzling? Will they place it on the counter step away and I can get it, or are they placing it right in front of me? And the biggest question did they wash their damn hands before touching the plate and serving my food?

 

[TravisWalker]

What if your Jewish? You don’t eat bacon

Do the sin and ask for forgiveness later? Lol

 

[TravisWalker]

Is the bacon still hot and sizzling? Will they place it on the counter step away and I can get it, or are they placing it right in front of me? And the biggest question did they wash their damn hands before touching the plate and serving my food?

It’s still hot and sizzling. They place the bacon on your plate with bare hands.

 

[otismotis08]

Yes, and then ask for seconds. Bacon is nature's gift to mankind.

 

[nu2u]

only if it is served with eggs

 

[Baxter48]

only if it is served with eggs

I wonder if bigboxes will approve of this message?

 

[ThereIsNoPlace]

 

[nwualum]

This is one case that I wish the yoke was on me.

 

[planored]

No because I have no TP!!

 

[Pennsyhusker]

Bacon trumps everything. I would eat bacon even if it was served to me by a leprous, hemorrhaging, Ebola patient vomiting blood laced with hepatitis.

 

[Baxter48]

Bacon trumps everything. I would eat bacon even if it was served to me by a leprous, hemorrhaging, Ebola patient vomiting blood laced with hepatitis.

You sound like a buddy of mine.

 

[schuele]

What if your Jewish? You don’t eat bacon

Then you try this instead (best product name ever):

Schmacon

 

[Bugeater]

Bacon trumps everything. I would eat bacon even if it was served to me by a leprous, hemorrhaging, Ebola patient vomiting blood laced with hepatitis.

So what you're saying is..

 

[Clemke32]

only if it is served with eggs

if it’s served like this then I say screw the bacon.... and the eggs

 

[Huskerchil]

Bacon goes with everything

 

[bigboxes]

only if it is served with eggs

I like mine without eggs.

 

[bigboxes]

I wonder if bigboxes will approve of this message?

It's like I got a reputation.

 

[huskernaut]

Real bacon though, none of that wannabe turkey bacon crap

 

[HBK4life]

Real bacon though, none of that wannabe turkey bacon crap

What I always tell the wife. Bacon comes from pigs. Not turkeys. Also give her grief with almond milk. Those farmers that have to get up early and milk all those almonds.