I've got a great corona virus joke...

[litespeedhuskerfan]

.....but there is a 99.9% chance you won't get it.

 

[leodisflowers]

Oh snap.

 

[ZaneHickey]

.....but there is a 99.9% chance you won't get it.

I recently learned that the feeling you get when finally able to remove the dang mask at the end of the day, is called an "airgasm".

 

[tarheelhusker]

I need a Henny Youngman drum roll for youse guys.

 

[PvilleHuskerTim]

I need a Henny Youngman drum roll for youse guys.

I think it is actually called a "rim shot" (not drum roll) - but the good kind....

 

[Cornicator]

Did you hear John Travolta was hospitalized with Covid-19?


























Turns out he just had Saturday Night Fever, and will be Staying Live.

 

[tarheelhusker]

Baddabingbaddaboom!

 

[Trumplestiltskin]

Did Travolta have chills.....that were multiplying?

 

[dinglefritz]

Did Travolta have chills.....that were multiplying?

ONJ gave me chills....er maybe it was hot flashes.