Hello fine posters of the board, and @Biff Bridges,
We are proud to announce the introduction of a new mediation service here on these scrolls. Lately, there have been many heated debates and arguments on these boards. While we encourage discussion, it often devolves into petty namecalling and bickering. This is where the new mediation service comes in to play. Here's how it works:
Well, the good news is that we have brokered a contract with Dean and this service is included in your monthly 9 dollar check that you are already sending in.
Another frequently asked question is "jw.3, what are your qualifications for such a position? How do we know you are going to be unbiased?"
You'll be happy to learn that my mediation expertise is extensive and being a man of the law I have taken a Hippocratic oath to be unbiased and fair in all my decision; and the same goes for cryna$ty and BWC.
We are also excited to be taking applications for paralegal intern mediators. Favorable attributes for this position are the ability to weave legal phrases such as "hearsay", "FALSE", and "habeus corpus" into your posts as well as a strong dedication to posting equality.
I will just leave you with a quote for all us on these scrolls to live by, from Martin Luther King, Jr:
"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
We are proud to announce the introduction of a new mediation service here on these scrolls. Lately, there have been many heated debates and arguments on these boards. While we encourage discussion, it often devolves into petty namecalling and bickering. This is where the new mediation service comes in to play. Here's how it works:
- When a discussion turns nasty and ugly, any third-party observer can "tag" a mediator by place an @ symbol before their name.
- The mediators on the forum are: myself (heretofore in this document referred to as jw.3), @blkshrtdynasty (heretofore in this document referred to as cryna$ty), and @Blackshirts_Win_Championships (heretofore in this document referred to as BWC).
- The mediators shall then enter the thread, review the tangible evidence in an unbiased fashion, and make a determination as to the winner of the argument.
- The decision shall be legally binding--no appeals process will exist in this appellate court of jurisdiction.
- Mediators will not accept bribes or other posting awards such as "likes" in exchange for preferential decisions.
Well, the good news is that we have brokered a contract with Dean and this service is included in your monthly 9 dollar check that you are already sending in.
Another frequently asked question is "jw.3, what are your qualifications for such a position? How do we know you are going to be unbiased?"
You'll be happy to learn that my mediation expertise is extensive and being a man of the law I have taken a Hippocratic oath to be unbiased and fair in all my decision; and the same goes for cryna$ty and BWC.
We are also excited to be taking applications for paralegal intern mediators. Favorable attributes for this position are the ability to weave legal phrases such as "hearsay", "FALSE", and "habeus corpus" into your posts as well as a strong dedication to posting equality.
I will just leave you with a quote for all us on these scrolls to live by, from Martin Luther King, Jr:
"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
