Offense:
QB1 –Ohio State
Heading into his senior season, this five-star recruit has offers from everywhere. He has a great arm, speed, and the ability to make even the best defenders look silly. He’s looking to lead his team to a repeat championship after a heroic display in last year’s playoffs. This baller is a ladies man who “don’t need no condom” and has more tattoos than a punk rocker.
RB – Michigan
Michigan is a talented all-purpose back. After hitting puberty as a seventh grader, he grew accustomed to running through and around opposing defenses. His first three years consisted of sub-par production, and at the end of 2014, he discovered that he needed to put time into lifting and conditioning if he wanted to have the ‘it’ factor. Lately, he’s become jealous of Ohio State and has been desperately attempting to steal the spotlight from him.
WR - Indiana
This receiver is a tall kid who doesn’t get a lot of playing time. Last year, he had a couple nice catches; however, the sophomore isn’t a reliable target for the quarterbacks. Maybe if he didn’t spend so much time being a gym rat, Indiana would have the talent to be first-string flanker.
WR - Maryland
Maryland is the new kid on the block who doesn’t know his teammates very well yet. He’s long and lanky and has started hitting the weight room harder this offseason. Sometimes opposing corners push him around more than he’d like. At this point, he’s just trying to fit in and be a part of the team.
TE - Minnesota
Remember that teammate that tried harder than everyone else, but didn’t have much talent? That’s Minnesota. His efforts finally paid off last season. The junior cracked the TE rotation, and although he isn’t a starter, he’ll get to play a lot of meaningful snaps this season.
LT – Wisconsin
He’s the biggest and strongest player on the team. Wisconsin has great ability to create running lanes for Michigan and pass protection for Ohio State. The only problem with Wisconsin is he sometimes won’t come to practice or games for up to weeks at a time. It’s not his fault dad needs him to stay home and work on the dairy farm.
RG – Iowa
Iowa is an unreliable, decently talented lineman. He’s not a farmer though. For the last couple of years, he hasn’t stayed out of trouble. Whether it be smashing mailboxes or assault, Iowa’s a shady fellow who seems like he’s always up to some form of criminal mischief.
QB2 - Northwestern
‘Scrappy’ is the word Coach Delaney uses to describe the back-up quarterback. Northwestern is a hard worker with an extremely gifted mind. Although he knows the playbook better than anyone on the team, he doesn’t get to see the field a whole lot due to being undersized.
Defense:
DT – Illinois
Illinois is the big, fat kid. Not quick off of the ball, but he’s a load to push around. In short yardage situations, the coaches like to line him up at nose guard to clog the middle running lanes. He’s got an easy-going personality and gets along well with the rest of the team.
DE – Nebraska
Nebraska has a great frame, and all of the tangibles that make a good DE. However, during games, he tends to play down to his competition and comes off as timid when going against tougher opponents. Nebraska has been bulking up recently because he’s gotten tired of Wisconsin and Minnesota kicking his ass in practice.
MLB – Penn State
As a sophomore, Penn State had the talent and prestige to be respected by both his teammates and opposing teams. Heading into his junior year, he decided he was a woman stuck in a man’s body. After some estrogen treatment, her talent deteriorated, and she was looked down upon. Now, heading into her senior year, she’s ceased estrogen treatment and is hoping to regain some of her mojo.
CB - Purdue
In junior high, Purdue won the 100-meter dash at the conference track meet. That has been the highlight of his athletic career. Although he still has good speed, Purdue has been defective in man-to-man coverage. Every once in a while he’ll bat a pass down, but you’ll only see him on the field in the Dime package and special teams.
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SS – Michigan State
No defender on the B1G team hits harder than Michigan State. He’s a physically imposing safety that’s not afraid to lay the boom. He may forget to wrap-up at times, but his opposition will always feel his hits the next morning. His favorite part of practice is back and forth smack-talking with Ohio State.
Special Teams:
K – Rutgers
Rutgers is a scrawny sophomore with an accurate leg. Last year he was a back up, but he’s looking to nab the starting role in 2015. Even though Rutgers is probably a little better than the starter, he’ll have to wait for his moment to shine. Sucks to be an underclassman when the seniors get grandfathered into the first string.
QB1 –Ohio State
Heading into his senior season, this five-star recruit has offers from everywhere. He has a great arm, speed, and the ability to make even the best defenders look silly. He’s looking to lead his team to a repeat championship after a heroic display in last year’s playoffs. This baller is a ladies man who “don’t need no condom” and has more tattoos than a punk rocker.
RB – Michigan
Michigan is a talented all-purpose back. After hitting puberty as a seventh grader, he grew accustomed to running through and around opposing defenses. His first three years consisted of sub-par production, and at the end of 2014, he discovered that he needed to put time into lifting and conditioning if he wanted to have the ‘it’ factor. Lately, he’s become jealous of Ohio State and has been desperately attempting to steal the spotlight from him.
WR - Indiana
This receiver is a tall kid who doesn’t get a lot of playing time. Last year, he had a couple nice catches; however, the sophomore isn’t a reliable target for the quarterbacks. Maybe if he didn’t spend so much time being a gym rat, Indiana would have the talent to be first-string flanker.
WR - Maryland
Maryland is the new kid on the block who doesn’t know his teammates very well yet. He’s long and lanky and has started hitting the weight room harder this offseason. Sometimes opposing corners push him around more than he’d like. At this point, he’s just trying to fit in and be a part of the team.
TE - Minnesota
Remember that teammate that tried harder than everyone else, but didn’t have much talent? That’s Minnesota. His efforts finally paid off last season. The junior cracked the TE rotation, and although he isn’t a starter, he’ll get to play a lot of meaningful snaps this season.
LT – Wisconsin
He’s the biggest and strongest player on the team. Wisconsin has great ability to create running lanes for Michigan and pass protection for Ohio State. The only problem with Wisconsin is he sometimes won’t come to practice or games for up to weeks at a time. It’s not his fault dad needs him to stay home and work on the dairy farm.
RG – Iowa
Iowa is an unreliable, decently talented lineman. He’s not a farmer though. For the last couple of years, he hasn’t stayed out of trouble. Whether it be smashing mailboxes or assault, Iowa’s a shady fellow who seems like he’s always up to some form of criminal mischief.
QB2 - Northwestern
‘Scrappy’ is the word Coach Delaney uses to describe the back-up quarterback. Northwestern is a hard worker with an extremely gifted mind. Although he knows the playbook better than anyone on the team, he doesn’t get to see the field a whole lot due to being undersized.
Defense:
DT – Illinois
Illinois is the big, fat kid. Not quick off of the ball, but he’s a load to push around. In short yardage situations, the coaches like to line him up at nose guard to clog the middle running lanes. He’s got an easy-going personality and gets along well with the rest of the team.
DE – Nebraska
Nebraska has a great frame, and all of the tangibles that make a good DE. However, during games, he tends to play down to his competition and comes off as timid when going against tougher opponents. Nebraska has been bulking up recently because he’s gotten tired of Wisconsin and Minnesota kicking his ass in practice.
MLB – Penn State
As a sophomore, Penn State had the talent and prestige to be respected by both his teammates and opposing teams. Heading into his junior year, he decided he was a woman stuck in a man’s body. After some estrogen treatment, her talent deteriorated, and she was looked down upon. Now, heading into her senior year, she’s ceased estrogen treatment and is hoping to regain some of her mojo.
CB - Purdue
In junior high, Purdue won the 100-meter dash at the conference track meet. That has been the highlight of his athletic career. Although he still has good speed, Purdue has been defective in man-to-man coverage. Every once in a while he’ll bat a pass down, but you’ll only see him on the field in the Dime package and special teams.
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SS – Michigan State
No defender on the B1G team hits harder than Michigan State. He’s a physically imposing safety that’s not afraid to lay the boom. He may forget to wrap-up at times, but his opposition will always feel his hits the next morning. His favorite part of practice is back and forth smack-talking with Ohio State.
Special Teams:
K – Rutgers
Rutgers is a scrawny sophomore with an accurate leg. Last year he was a back up, but he’s looking to nab the starting role in 2015. Even though Rutgers is probably a little better than the starter, he’ll have to wait for his moment to shine. Sucks to be an underclassman when the seniors get grandfathered into the first string.
