The "best nickname" thread inspired me, here's a few off the top of my head:
Freedom “of choice” Akinmoladun
Tommy “don’t break my” Armstrong
Christian “Beetle” Bailey
Josh “rubber” Banderas
Mohamed “ali” Barry or Mohamed “raz” Barry
Ty “place your” Betka
Dicaprio “Cowboy” Bootle
Bryan “what up” Brokup
AJ “not George” Bush Jr
Tony “has a nice” Butler (no homo)
Cethan “has a nice Jimmy” Carter (again, no homo)
Ty “my cheeks are” Chaffin (still no homo)
Brett “skip” Classen
Brody “I won’t play in” Cleveland or Brody “Grover” Cleveland
Thomas “comic” Connelly
Cole “miner’s daughter” Conrad
Sam “pick a bale of” Cotton
Zack “skip to my lou my” Darlington
Alex “trebec” Davis
Carlos “danger” Davis
Khalil “red corvette” Davis
Micheal “double’ Decker
Marquel “don’t mess with” Dismuke
JoJo “what do you want to” Doman
Ross “loves Rachel” Dzuris
David “& Goliath” Englehaupt
Tanner “thank a” Farmer
Matt “a bridge to” Farniok
Ryker “plays the” Fyfe
Nick “pearly” Gates
Christian “music isn’t” Gaylord
Nate “dogg” Gerry
Luke “I’m your father” Gifford or Luke “loves Kathy Lee” Gifford
Nolan “tele” Graham
Derrion “don’t be so” Grim
Sam “I am” Hahn
Cheighton “Bluejay” Hamik or if you prefer Creighton “sucks” Hamik
Austin “legalize” Hemphill
Brandon “bros over” Hohenstein
Tyler “sock” Hoppes
Charles “in charge” Jackson
Lamar “you don’t know” Jackson
Matt “mason” Jarzykna
Noah “zark” Johnson
Dewayne “ the swamp” Johnson, Jr .
Grant “air’ Jordan
Harrison “the river” Jordan
Spencer “tracey” Jordan
Boaz “Jesus, Mary &” Joseph
Joshua “tree” Kalu
Reid “my lips” Karel
Sedrick “Chicken ala” King
Bo “pelini” Kitrel (no bobot)
David ”evil” Knevel
Tanner “than Bruce” Lee
Caleb “bud” Lightbourn
Spencer “I hope we get Tyjon” Lindsey
Kevin “some people call me” Maurice
Mitch “kumstein” Mccan
Luke “use the force” McNitt
Alonzo “give me some” Moore (no homo)
Stanley “captain” Morgan, Jr
Graham “cracker” Nabity (no racist)
AJ “foyt” Natter
Daishon “shaquile O” Neal
Jordan “admiral” Nelson
Marcus “down for a title” Newby
Terrell “doesn’t play like a” Newby
Peyton “manning” Newell
Devine “intervention” Ozigbo
Robby “good bye old” Painter
Brady “bunch” Pelzer
Demornay Pierson “what the” El
John “hancock” Raridon
Logan “grapes of” Rath or Logan “feel the” Rath (still no homo)
Antonio “banderas” Reed
Brandon “life of” Reilly
Austin “city limits” Rose
Brad “homer” Simpson
JD “& coke” Spielman
Ben “hur” Stille
Mick “jagger” Stoltenberg
Jamie “s cryin” Sutcliffe
Adam “& eve” Taylor
Chase “your tail” Urbach
Jordan “Big 10” Westerkamp
Boe “peep” Wilson
Conor “ate his” Young
Dedrick “ate his” Young II
Freedom “of choice” Akinmoladun
Tommy “don’t break my” Armstrong
Christian “Beetle” Bailey
Josh “rubber” Banderas
Mohamed “ali” Barry or Mohamed “raz” Barry
Ty “place your” Betka
Dicaprio “Cowboy” Bootle
Bryan “what up” Brokup
AJ “not George” Bush Jr
Tony “has a nice” Butler (no homo)
Cethan “has a nice Jimmy” Carter (again, no homo)
Ty “my cheeks are” Chaffin (still no homo)
Brett “skip” Classen
Brody “I won’t play in” Cleveland or Brody “Grover” Cleveland
Thomas “comic” Connelly
Cole “miner’s daughter” Conrad
Sam “pick a bale of” Cotton
Zack “skip to my lou my” Darlington
Alex “trebec” Davis
Carlos “danger” Davis
Khalil “red corvette” Davis
Micheal “double’ Decker
Marquel “don’t mess with” Dismuke
JoJo “what do you want to” Doman
Ross “loves Rachel” Dzuris
David “& Goliath” Englehaupt
Tanner “thank a” Farmer
Matt “a bridge to” Farniok
Ryker “plays the” Fyfe
Nick “pearly” Gates
Christian “music isn’t” Gaylord
Nate “dogg” Gerry
Luke “I’m your father” Gifford or Luke “loves Kathy Lee” Gifford
Nolan “tele” Graham
Derrion “don’t be so” Grim
Sam “I am” Hahn
Cheighton “Bluejay” Hamik or if you prefer Creighton “sucks” Hamik
Austin “legalize” Hemphill
Brandon “bros over” Hohenstein
Tyler “sock” Hoppes
Charles “in charge” Jackson
Lamar “you don’t know” Jackson
Matt “mason” Jarzykna
Noah “zark” Johnson
Dewayne “ the swamp” Johnson, Jr .
Grant “air’ Jordan
Harrison “the river” Jordan
Spencer “tracey” Jordan
Boaz “Jesus, Mary &” Joseph
Joshua “tree” Kalu
Reid “my lips” Karel
Sedrick “Chicken ala” King
Bo “pelini” Kitrel (no bobot)
David ”evil” Knevel
Tanner “than Bruce” Lee
Caleb “bud” Lightbourn
Spencer “I hope we get Tyjon” Lindsey
Kevin “some people call me” Maurice
Mitch “kumstein” Mccan
Luke “use the force” McNitt
Alonzo “give me some” Moore (no homo)
Stanley “captain” Morgan, Jr
Graham “cracker” Nabity (no racist)
AJ “foyt” Natter
Daishon “shaquile O” Neal
Jordan “admiral” Nelson
Marcus “down for a title” Newby
Terrell “doesn’t play like a” Newby
Peyton “manning” Newell
Devine “intervention” Ozigbo
Robby “good bye old” Painter
Brady “bunch” Pelzer
Demornay Pierson “what the” El
John “hancock” Raridon
Logan “grapes of” Rath or Logan “feel the” Rath (still no homo)
Antonio “banderas” Reed
Brandon “life of” Reilly
Austin “city limits” Rose
Brad “homer” Simpson
JD “& coke” Spielman
Ben “hur” Stille
Mick “jagger” Stoltenberg
Jamie “s cryin” Sutcliffe
Adam “& eve” Taylor
Chase “your tail” Urbach
Jordan “Big 10” Westerkamp
Boe “peep” Wilson
Conor “ate his” Young
Dedrick “ate his” Young II
