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I will be Nebraska's new coach

redwine65

Offensive Coordinator
Jun 23, 2010
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I will bring back a modernized Dr. Tom triple option, and restore the blackshirts to a legitimate position.
9 wins per year guaranteed, and flawless media communication.

all I ask is 100 grand per win, cash. and a cherry red bugati and lamborgini (with insurance paid)
 
and free personalized plates that say HUSKERS on the front and GO BIG RED on back.
and final word on cheerleader selection.
and the best areas for pheasant, quail, deer and rainbow trout spots.
 
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