I'm having two dozen over. And the children in the neighborhood will be playing in the back yard with 75 lawn darts and zero masks.
Dude....on one hand that royally sucks...on the other hand I see a silver lining in there somewhereWas half way to Wisconsin to visit the in laws when I got a call from my parents saying they’re both positive with the virus. We had dinner with them Sunday and my boys were at their house on Tuesday. So we turned around and I will be having my dream Thanksgiving of just my wife and kids.
We‘ve been doing this for the last 10 years or so. Got tired of running into the ground to please everyone else. It’s wonderful.Was half way to Wisconsin to visit the in laws when I got a call from my parents saying they’re both positive with the virus. We had dinner with them Sunday and my boys were at their house on Tuesday. So we turned around and I will be having my dream Thanksgiving of just my wife and kids.
One of the few benefits of having one side of the family live 9 hours away is that holidays are much easier. There is no splitting the time between families or running around to different gatherings. When we are home, we have my sides event. When we are in the great white north, we have her side. It is a pain to get up there. But it’s way better than having to run all over to multiple events.We‘ve been doing this for the last 10 years or so. Got tired of running into the ground to please everyone else. It’s wonderful.
I had a Velcro flap installed in my mask so I can use a straw to eat and for a after dinner cigarYou people are gonna be targeted by the social distancing police now.
Me? Gonna tube feed under my mask. Doors and windows barred. Booze through a straw.
weddings seem to be the kiss of death for the elderly in our area right now. Lots of old timers dying of COVID after attending a grandkid's wedding. Some advice for youngsters getting married. Have a private ceremony with the preacher and your best man and maid of honor and have a party next summer. It will be more fun than going to funerals this winter.Immediate family only because we went to a wedding last weekend
Yep. That’s probably what they should have done but it’s an anti-mask kind of family. We’re not ones to let ideologies come before relationships though so we went and now we’re staying away from everyone.weddings seem to be the kiss of death for the elderly in our area right now. Lots of old timers dying of COVID after attending a grandkid's wedding. Some advice for youngsters getting married. Have a private ceremony with the preacher and your best man and maid of honor and have a party next summer. It will be more fun than going to funerals this winter.
Masks won't protect your guests.
So, like 6 total people then? Mom/cousin, sister/cousin, granny/cousin, etc., etc.Mom, Dad, Sister, Cousins, and Grandparents.
AssholeSo, like 6 total people then? Mom/cousin, sister/cousin, granny/cousin, etc., etc.
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😂😂Asshole
Hope you can eat your food, you toothless mullet wearing dumb ass.😂😂
Enjoy an extra helping of steaming shit from the iowa thanksgiving trough, loser!
Yeah, holiday traditions have really taken a beating long before 2020. When I was growing up (back before the telegraph was invented) we had a Norman Rockwell Thanksgiving and Christmas. Most relatives lived within a short drive.Gonna be pretty week at our house. My Mom, 87, always has holiday meals for 30+. Not this year. She is coming to my house. None of my kids can be here. My brother is awaiting kidney transplant so that family is staying home and their kids, one sister in law is battling leukemia so that family is out. My sister and her family just don't think they should put my Mom at risk NOW. But everyone is planning to be here for Christmas ☺
Hahahahaha!!!!Hope you can eat your food, you toothless mullet wearing dumb ass.
FIFYHahahahaha!!!!
how dare you refer my aunt/sister in such a way!
Wow! That had to have taken all 5 of your brain cells! What a burn!!FIFY
My brain>whatever the hell occupies that empty space in between your ears.Wow! That had to have taken all 5 of your brain cells! What a burn!!
FifyThe greatest holiday tradition is telling every iowa fan how meaningless my existence is
Wait, is it empty, or is there something occupying it?My brain>whatever the hell occupies that empty space in between your ears.
Let's hope so. Every year before this one we solved these issues with herd immunity, because that literally IS THE ONLY SOLUTION.I am not worried about virus...but Thanksgiving is going to be a super spreader for sure.