It's Festivus every day here on the board, with the consistent airing of grievances. " I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!"
Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way. Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll? Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born … a Festivus for the rest of us! Cosmo Kramer: That must've been some kind of doll. Frank Costanza: She was.