Female track coach was 24, he was 17.

[litespeedhuskerfan]

Porky's Redux....for those of you old enough to remember that one.

 

[bmb81664]

Why do they call you Lassie?

 

[jkeb]

 

[drubendall]

Did you miss the one with the lady was married to the chief of police and her dad was the mayor of the town?

 

[cubsker]

Nicccccce

 

[Big bo fan]

Nicccccce

Why the hell would you say a word if you were banging this just shut up and enjoy.

 

[cubsker]

Why the hell would you say a word if you were banging this just shut up and enjoy.

Half the fun is bragging about it

 

[RedBaloneyPony]

Half the fun is bragging about it

You know she was taking this kid from greens straight to the black diamonds, who could resist telling those tales!

 

[litespeedhuskerfan]

Did you miss the one with the lady was married to the chief of police and her dad was the mayor of the town?

I did.....was she a teacher??

 

[EmormousDouchebag]

Whores gonna whore.

 

[NebChicago]

Was she the pole vault coach?

 

[litespeedhuskerfan]

Whores gonna whore.

When the bedroom.closes you want to be with a Sunday School teacher or somebody who loves to get freaky?

....me too.

 

[Husker.Wed.]

When the bedroom.closes you want to be with a Sunday School teacher or somebody who loves to get freaky?

....me too.

I don't believe a girl being a Sunday School teacher and sexually freaky need to be mutually exclusive.

 

[hephusker]

My youth was wasted by not meeting a sexually deviant teacher apparently…where did I go Wrong?

 

[Frosts Playcall Sheet]

Y’all should try talking to your wives instead of beating em when the huskers lose and you might get some from time to time too

 

[Laner2]

Y’all should try talking to your wives instead of beating em when the huskers lose and you might get some from time to time too

Y'all need to give the Black Dragon a rest. I see more adult diapers in your future.

 

[Walleye79]

Y’all should try talking to your wives instead of beating em when the huskers lose and you might get some from time to time too

You should get a wife instead of banging your sister. Then your kids might have a chance to go somewhere else instead of the University of racist Iowa

 

[Cedric]

I don't believe a girl being a Sunday School teacher and sexually freaky need to be mutually exclusive.

Mark Twain said it: Every man wants to marry the combination of Sunday School teacher and five dollar whore.

 

[EmormousDouchebag]

Y’all should try talking to your wives instead of beating em when the huskers lose and you might get some from time to time too

OH is that what I need to do. Thanks for the tip buddy.

 

[hephusker]

When I was younger I spent a lot of time trying to meet women and get some action. The rest of the time I wasted….😉

 

[drubendall]

My youth was wasted by not meeting a sexually deviant teacher apparently…where did I go Wrong?

We had this manager at McDonald’s when we were in high school, who was 25 or so and a total smoke show (and married) She loved the attention from all the guys. When she got into her 30s, she did end up fooling around with a kid. Not sure if he was 18 or not, but it cost her her marriage. And I think she ended up working at KFC after that.

 

[Land Shark7]

Y’all should try talking to your wives instead of beating em when the huskers lose and you might get some from time to time too

If you are talking about Iowa, you lost that game.

 

[Mrs.Jeans15]

When the bedroom.closes you want to be with a Sunday School teacher or somebody who loves to get freaky?

....me too.

I can teach the Sunday school teacher without getting AIDS....lol

 

[10Trvln]

Porky's Redux....for those of you old enough to remember that one.

Did she touch his tah, tah, tah, tah, tallywhacker?

 

[bigboxes]

Y’all should try talking to your wives instead of beating em when the huskers lose and you might get some from time to time too

Iowa sucks

 

[EmormousDouchebag]

Did she touch his tah, tah, tah, tah, tallywhacker?

 

[GaRed]

Meat after the meet.

 

[Wasker77]

Years ago I met a couple through a really good friend. They had been married for about 5 years when I first met them. They met when he was teaching at a large coed Catholic high school and she was one of his students. When they met he had just been out of college for a couple of years and he had gotten married while still in school. She was a senior. They say they knew the instant they met that they were in love. Both of them say they never did anything until she graduated. He got divorced and waited. I never met his first wife but I could see how he fell instantly in love with his current wife. She is beautiful and very cool.

 

[EmormousDouchebag]

Years ago I met a couple through a really good friend. They had been married for about 5 years when I first met them. They met when he was teaching at a large coed Catholic high school and she was one of his students. When they met he had just been out of college for a couple of years and he had gotten married while still in school. She was a senior. They say they knew the instant they met that they were in love. Both of them say they never did anything until she graduated. He got divorced and waited. I never met his first wife but I could see how he fell instantly in love with his current wife. She is beautiful and very cool.

Thats nice.