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Faux Pelini makes the Athletic...

spartanhusker

College Football Hall of Fame
May 29, 2001
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With a proposal that HE be added to the College Football Selection Committee... sorry if you don’t have it
 
I didn't read very many of those Faux Pelini takes but the ones from the locker room after Wisky/Gordon ran for a billion miles against us was sooooo good!!! I don't remember it exactly but it mentioned a polar bear and coffee, and it worked. Made even funnier by the Twitter exchange he got into with the Madison cops afterwards when they said something to the tune of "There's no law against beast mode"...
 
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I didn't read very many of those Faux Pelini takes but the ones from the locker room after Wisky/Gordon ran for a billion miles against us was sooooo good!!! I don't remember it exactly but it mentioned a polar bear and coffee, and it worked. Made even funnier by the Twitter exchange he got into with the Madison cops afterwards when they said something to the tune of "There's no law against beast mode"...

.@UWMadison Please deliver the following to the visitors locker room ASAP:
1 blowtorch
3 hammers
2 baseball bats
1 polar bear
coffee
 
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