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Fair Warning!

RedCap

Nebraska Legend
Sep 29, 2001
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This is just FAIR WARNING:

Since the countdown to the start of college football is just days away, I guess it's time to mention the college football season rules as they will be strictly enforced. None of these are meant to be a personal attack, but each of you have been warned.

1.) I will NOT attend ANYTHING on Saturdays unless you have NCAA football on a television.

a.) Events with NEBRASKA HUSKERS football take priority over all other events.

b.) Events with college football will take priority over any other event other than NEBRASKA HUSKERS football.

2.) I will be high strung and loud if you are around me while THE NEBRASKA HUSKERS are playing.

3.) I will wear NEBRASKA HUSKERS APPAREL on Saturdays. No exceptions

4.) DO NOT interrupt me in the middle of any play to talk to me about anything other than what's going on in the game!

5.) Weddings are for bye weeks. It's not my fault you are starting your married life proving to everyone you are a horrible planner. I won't be there but I will wish you the best of luck as soon as the game is over.

Thanks for understanding everyone.

GO BIG RED!!!!

Now all NEBRASKA HUSKER fans- copy and paste so the rules are made perfectly clear!

SHARE THIS WITH ALL HUSKER FANS!
 
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