Dude... you need to write a script. This is remarkable. It writes itself.Divorced 8 times and he had herpes, which he never told my ex about of course.....ask me how I know?
...cause one of his ex wives showed up at my door and told me, and I promptly told my ex's mom, who got ahold of my ex, who happened to be on an over night trip with him, and she left him that night and came home.