Convince me a billionaire isn't paying NU's QBs to throw these games

[Suhrreal]

Go all the way back to Martinez's 1st year here...never seen QBs this bad at managing the game. One QB sure but every single QB that gets into the game for 6 straight years???

These guys can't keep their focus on the game clock it doesn't matter who the coach or opponent is. Balls thrown directly to defenders or literally given to them with fumbles (Martinez handing the ball to Michigan's DL or Sims just giving Prime a free win in Boulder).

This is unreal. The FBI, SEC, IRS...SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING.

IM GOING HEAVY ON THE BLANTONS

 

[BleedRed78]

It's George Soros!

 

[moralvictories]

Go all the way back to Martinez's 1st year here...never seen QBs this bad at managing the game. One QB sure but every single QB that gets into the game for 6 straight years???

These guys can't keep their focus on the game clock it doesn't matter who the coach or opponent is. Balls thrown directly to defenders or literally given to them with fumbles (Martinez handing the ball to Michigan's DL or Sims just giving Prime a free win in Boulder).

This is unreal. The FBI, SEC, IRS...SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING.

IM GOING HEAVY ON THE BLANTONS

No, we don't need guberment agencies to get involved.

 

[Suhrreal]

It's George Soros!

Only one way to find out: It's time for Matt Rhule to go trans and see if that changes anything.

 

[EmormousDouchebag]

 

[Suhrreal]

Yep, I'm sure this is a conspiracy being orchestrated by the global elite. We should be able to sue for damages once we get to the bottom of this. The entire state is slowly being neutered.

Testosterone Levels Affected by Sporting Event Outcomes

 

[Suhrreal]

From the article:

Discussion​

In both studies, testosterone levels increased among fans of winning teams and decreased among fans of losing teams. The effect among winning fans was strong enough to reverse the normal pattern of decline in testosterone levels across the day. Because the outcome of each game was not determined until the last few seconds, this effect was likely sudden, rather than building up gradually during the game.

These contests were particularly meaningful to fans and might reasonably be expected to

Acknowledgements​

This research was supported by National Science Foundation Grant SBR-9511600.