- Dec 2, 2014
Does anyone want to do some crack and get paid $1.5B from China? It is easy and you don't need any political connections at all. We don't even need our dads to be Vice President because that had absolutely nothing to do with crackhead Hunter's Chinese deals. After we do a bunch of crack and get paid, we can find a company who is being investigated for human rights abuses and join the board to make even more bank. Who is in! Knocking up strippers while married is encouraged but optional.