A few excerpts from the article by Steve Simple...this can't be a real article...or is it? A friend shared it on Facebook so I am suspicious. Excerpts below:
Maurice Purify knows what can always make him smile.
He gets out the pipe and fills it with "weed" and after a few "hits" he can't stop smiling. "I smile like a lark or some other wild animal, I don't know. I just smile when I get high."
Later in the article...
He is cautious and chooses his times to smoke wisely. "I always make sure it wears off completely before practice in case they have a surprise drug test." He said. "I always change clothes and take a shower so they can't smell it on me."
"I have come up with some unbelievable plays while I'm stoned." He said. "I usually can't remember them later so I am going to buy a notepad and start jotting them down. I'm talking things nobody else has ever seen or done."
He allegedly talked about Pelini. "Greatest coach in the history of football, any sport really. We are blood brothers by another mother. He got run out of Lincoln because he was a man of high character and principle, unlike other coaches who bow to every whim of the administration, like Osborne and Devaney. For instance, Steve Eikmeier the AD wanted Bo to run an 8 man front defense and Bo said no. He told us this at one practice when we were standing around. That's crazy. Bo is like the genius brainiac when it comes to defense, why would somebody impose their views on him? He invented the monkey rolls...all sorts of things that made defense what it is today."
Maurice Purify knows what can always make him smile.
He gets out the pipe and fills it with "weed" and after a few "hits" he can't stop smiling. "I smile like a lark or some other wild animal, I don't know. I just smile when I get high."
Later in the article...
He is cautious and chooses his times to smoke wisely. "I always make sure it wears off completely before practice in case they have a surprise drug test." He said. "I always change clothes and take a shower so they can't smell it on me."
"I have come up with some unbelievable plays while I'm stoned." He said. "I usually can't remember them later so I am going to buy a notepad and start jotting them down. I'm talking things nobody else has ever seen or done."
He allegedly talked about Pelini. "Greatest coach in the history of football, any sport really. We are blood brothers by another mother. He got run out of Lincoln because he was a man of high character and principle, unlike other coaches who bow to every whim of the administration, like Osborne and Devaney. For instance, Steve Eikmeier the AD wanted Bo to run an 8 man front defense and Bo said no. He told us this at one practice when we were standing around. That's crazy. Bo is like the genius brainiac when it comes to defense, why would somebody impose their views on him? He invented the monkey rolls...all sorts of things that made defense what it is today."
