Building a house during a Pandemic

[blackshirts25]

And one of the current key options is a bidet or no bidet. Bathroom backside wash.

Looking for a quick yes or no on the worth or necessity (or both).

Further comment below would be appreciated for pro and cons.

 

[RedMyMind]

I have a bidet toilet attachment so I know the wonders of water to the ass.
A separate installment would be nice. Would have to factor in cost and space usage.

 

[drubendall]

Apparently, American toiletry is still in the dark ages. The Japanese are light years ahead of us and our barbaric heiny hygiene.

Why America Is Losing The Toilet Race

Japan rethought the bathroom. Why hasn't America?

www.npr.org

 

[WHCSC]

wet wipes are cheaper

 

[HuskerLove1]

wet wipes are cheaper

Even the ‘flushable’ wipes they sell are not good for your plumbing system.

 

[NikkiSixx]

they have them in Asia, and I can tell you first hand, they are AWESOME.

in Japan, they had 'heated' bidets with lights and indicators to tell you when the water was warm.

Your toilet paper usage will plummet.

 

[GretnaShawn]

I just installed an attachment bidet. I regret not getting the toilet with integral bidet when we built a few years ago. Bidets are the future and the future is now.

 

[Huskerz99]

I just shower right after

 

[drubendall]

I just installed an attachment bidet. I regret not getting the toilet with integral bidet when we built a few years ago. Bidets are the future and the future is now.

Which attachment did you get? I see a few different ones on Amazon.

 

[JohnRossEwing]

So, do all you constantly worry that you are going to shit and 10 minutes later your boyfriend or girlfriend is going to want to eat your butt?

 

[BeautifulDayintheNeighborhood]

water is out in my house. I legit just took a shit in a ziplock bag.

 

[litespeedhuskerfan]

water is out in my house. I legit just took a shit in a ziplock bag.

One, that is TMI

Two...how bad is it going to get around here if we're already talking about what shitters to buy one week after the Super Bowl?

Yikes.

 

[PeliniTheCrutch]

water is out in my house. I legit just took a shit in a ziplock bag.

Should have gone Pringles can.

 

[GretnaShawn]

Which attachment did you get? I see a few different ones on Amazon.

Tushy. The basic one. I also bought the seat extenders to level out the seat. Easy install. Highly recommend.

 

[GretnaShawn]

water is out in my house. I legit just took a shit in a ziplock bag.

Use a 5 gallon bucket lines in a garbage bag. It’s close to the real thing.

 

[huntered]

corncobs forever. green new deal

 

[cornhustler]

water is out in my house. I legit just took a shit in a ziplock bag.

 

[mgbreis]

If I had a bidet I'd have to get an on-demand water heater for it. The cold water this time of year would be puckerish.

 

[RedMyMind]

they have them in Asia, and I can tell you first hand, they are AWESOME.

in Japan, they had 'heated' bidets with lights and indicators to tell you when the water was warm.

Your toilet paper usage will plummet.

my dogs use 10x more toilet paper than I do

 

[RedMyMind]

So, do all you constantly worry that you are going to shit and 10 minutes later your boyfriend or girlfriend is going to want to eat your butt?

toilet paper is archaic.
expensive, and ass still stinks

 

[JohnRossEwing]

toilet paper is archaic.
expensive, and ass still stinks

Oh I agree, but, have you ever got out of the shower and fingered your butt, smelled your finger and thought "Wow, I smell like a bounce sheet!"

No, you have not.

And that is with soap, water and washcloth and so on...

 

[RedMyMind]

Oh I agree, but, have you ever got out of the shower and fingered your butt, smelled your finger and thought "Wow, I smell like a bounce sheet!"

No, you have not.

And that is with soap, water and washcloth and so on...

difference is palpable.
Itchy asshole, even when wetting toilet paper.
I could eat taco bell off a freshly bidet'd ass

Not to mention the never ending wipes and second comings that comes with TP usage

 

[JohnRossEwing]

difference is palpable.
Itchy asshole, even when wetting toilet paper.
I could eat taco bell off a freshly bidet'd ass

Not to mention the never ending wipes and second comings that comes with TP usage

I can't argue with any of that!

 

[SeaOfRed75]

Oh I agree, but, have you ever got out of the shower and fingered your butt, smelled your finger and thought "Wow, I smell like a bounce sheet!"

No, you have not.

And that is with soap, water and washcloth and so on...

You been in my bathroom? Bounce sheets in there for shower use. As a bonus my wife tells me it helps it look less wrinkled when she's down there.

 

[bigboxes]

One, that is TMI

Two...how bad is it going to get around here if we're already talking about what shitters to buy one week after the Super Bowl?

Yikes.

It IS getting pretty bad.

 

[SnohomishRed]

For 300 or 400 dollars you can bring your bathroom visits to a whole new level

 

[Tuco Salamanca]

I can't argue with any of that!

eating taco bell off a freshly bidet'd ass...I am pretty sure that is how it is prepared right?

 

[RedMyMind]

eating taco bell off a freshly bidet'd ass...I am pretty sure that is how it is prepared right?

circle of life

 

[ThereIsNoPlace]

water is out in my house. I legit just took a shit in a ziplock bag.

Take your other Ziploc, seal it with water and poke a pin hole. Insta-bidet.

 

[Bugeater]

I think the lack of good Husker football and basketball is starting to take its toll on some of you people.

 

[aNUstart]

A urinal is awesome to have in the home as well.

 

[Hugo_Stiglitz7]

So, do all you constantly worry that you are going to shit and 10 minutes later your boyfriend or girlfriend is going to want to eat your butt?

I've been with more than my fair share of women that smelled like they needed the bounce dryer sheet, bidet, or ripping a hole in their jeans or panties for easy access; and my face was nowhere near that area.

Many of them were what most of the 450lb bench-pressing porn stars in here would consider a 4 or a 5. But (no pun intended) it's even happened with some 7 and 8. I've never been with a 9 or a 10. It's also happened in countries where they used bidets.

FML

 

[WHCSC]

A urinal is awesome to have in the home as well.

Got one. Don't use it.

 

[TampaBaySkers]

So, do all you constantly worry that you are going to shit and 10 minutes later your boyfriend or girlfriend is going to want to eat your butt?

 

[SeaOfRed75]

Got one. Don't use it.

Sitting down to pee instead?

 

[RedMyMind]

Sitting down to pee instead?

great for nighttime when you don't wanna wake up by standing

 

[NebChicago]

Anyone who voted "no" has a filthy ass. Would you take advice from someone with a filthy ass?

 

[bigboxes]

great for nighttime when you don't wanna wake up by standing

Exactly how long does it take you to pee?

 

[Papa...Football]

At the very least OP, put in GFCI outlets behind toilets you’d think you want one.
Such as master bath, one in powder and main basement area.

Much cheaper to do now than later.

We have a Toto Washlet and it’s the bomb. Heated seat, heated water, set flow pressure and location, pulsates, oscillates, raises seat by motion sensor so no more wife bitching about leaving the seat up. Has a nightlight etc etc. Even a warm air dryer and it’s own fan.

If you have a hemorrhoid these literally save your ass (from bleeding when you wipe). GET ONE!

 

[RedMyMind]

Exactly how long does it take you to pee?

depends if I have a boner