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As I see the "mod" almost certainly known as Biff Britches locked a good thread for not being rough and tumble enough, I will start a new thread to address your question below (your response was in bold, while the hater is in italics)
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Don't know your husker history? Really? Really?
When frank named bobby Newcombe the starter, Eric quit the team for a little while... Charlie was comparing the situations... Not the talent.
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We need an expert in Husker History, especially the home grown cornfed walkon portion concerning the aforementioned 2 players. @jw.3@blkshrtdynasty, if your caseload isnt too overwhelming, can you please set the record straight.
If I recall, EC simply threw out his shoulder during harvest, probably throwing hay bails.
First, I want to thank you for raising awareness of this important matter. I had received many urgently flagged emails about this, and despite my heavy case load of helicopter custody suits for billionaire divorces, it is important for me, an insider, to set the record straight heretofore.
On the date in question, it is alleged that Eric Crouch walked out of practice in protest of one Bobby Newcombe being handed the starting job. The real story is quite different. Crouch and Newombe were merrily practicing being quarterbacks together as they had long done since childhood.
BN: "Isn't being a quarterback great, Eric Crouch?"
EC: "Sure is, Bobward my old friend. What a terrific day to be here on this hallowed Dr. Thom field practicing our chosen craft in complete harmony with one another"
(enter delivery boy): "Telegram for Mr. Crouch! Mr. Eric Crouch!"
EC: "I'm Eric Crouch." (reads his telegram) "Bobby. Oh no. Oh no this cannot be."
BN: "What is it, Eric, my friend and equal competitor on the field and also arena of life?"
EC: "Momma's sick. Roblord, you must take this football. Take into your football hands, and with it, make the finest football moves ever made by a footballman wearing the scarlet and cream. The job is yours for I must go with haste"
And with that, Eric ran from the field and ran all the way back to the family farmstead just North of Gretna. He shared a few final, tender moments with his mother at her bedside.
EC: "Momma, what's my destiny?"
Mamie Crouch: "Eric, you're going to have to find that out for yourself. Life is like an asshole, everybody has one."
She got the cancer and died on a Tuesday. He bought her a new hat with little flowers on it.
Eric spent the next 2 years managing the family farm. He'd plow the fields by hand all day, and honed his triple option skills by practicing with his barnyard animals by night.
In 2001, Crouch finally realized his destiny when he became the first walk-on to win the Heisman Trophy.
I hope that clears things up but I'm sure the truth will just fall on deaf, hater ears. In between cases next time I'll tell you about how Taylor Martinez running out of practice was actually due to a terrorist threat that a city bus would explode if he ever stopped running.
As I see the "mod" almost certainly known as Biff Britches locked a good thread for not being rough and tumble enough, I will start a new thread to address your question below (your response was in bold, while the hater is in italics)
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Don't know your husker history? Really? Really?
When frank named bobby Newcombe the starter, Eric quit the team for a little while... Charlie was comparing the situations... Not the talent.
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We need an expert in Husker History, especially the home grown cornfed walkon portion concerning the aforementioned 2 players. @jw.3@blkshrtdynasty, if your caseload isnt too overwhelming, can you please set the record straight.
If I recall, EC simply threw out his shoulder during harvest, probably throwing hay bails.
First, I want to thank you for raising awareness of this important matter. I had received many urgently flagged emails about this, and despite my heavy case load of helicopter custody suits for billionaire divorces, it is important for me, an insider, to set the record straight heretofore.
On the date in question, it is alleged that Eric Crouch walked out of practice in protest of one Bobby Newcombe being handed the starting job. The real story is quite different. Crouch and Newombe were merrily practicing being quarterbacks together as they had long done since childhood.
BN: "Isn't being a quarterback great, Eric Crouch?"
EC: "Sure is, Bobward my old friend. What a terrific day to be here on this hallowed Dr. Thom field practicing our chosen craft in complete harmony with one another"
(enter delivery boy): "Telegram for Mr. Crouch! Mr. Eric Crouch!"
EC: "I'm Eric Crouch." (reads his telegram) "Bobby. Oh no. Oh no this cannot be."
BN: "What is it, Eric, my friend and equal competitor on the field and also arena of life?"
EC: "Momma's sick. Roblord, you must take this football. Take into your football hands, and with it, make the finest football moves ever made by a footballman wearing the scarlet and cream. The job is yours for I must go with haste"
And with that, Eric ran from the field and ran all the way back to the family farmstead just North of Gretna. He shared a few final, tender moments with his mother at her bedside.
EC: "Momma, what's my destiny?"
Mamie Crouch: "Eric, you're going to have to find that out for yourself. Life is like an asshole, everybody has one."
She got the cancer and died on a Tuesday. He bought her a new hat with little flowers on it.
Eric spent the next 2 years managing the family farm. He'd plow the fields by hand all day, and honed his triple option skills by practicing with his barnyard animals by night.
In 2001, Crouch finally realized his destiny when he became the first walk-on to win the Heisman Trophy.
I hope that clears things up but I'm sure the truth will just fall on deaf, hater ears. In between cases next time I'll tell you about how Taylor Martinez running out of practice was actually due to a terrorist threat that a city bus would explode if he ever stopped running.
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