"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"

barney44

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Oct 3, 2005
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I remember some turkey along the road who thought he could fly. That bastard jumped and took out 90% of my windshield. Made it difficult to drive but the whiny ass dog in the back seat was quiet the rest of the way. That turkey probably would’ve made it had he not wasted the time to jump.
 
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