Arizona Election Recount

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Along with using blacklights to look for watermarks that Trump supposedly secretly put on "official ballots", unbeknownst to election officials.

Along with “Kinematic Artifact detection” (looking for unfolded early ballots even though “All mail-in-ballots are early ballots, but not all early ballots are mail-in ballots. Maricopa County residents were also invited to vote early, in person at vote centers across the county as they became available starting in October 2020. According to Archer, ballots sent to military and overseas residents are also not folded.”).

Along with literal January 6th insurrectionists performing the recount.

Arizona recounters are now looking for traces of bamboo as evidence that fake ballots came from Asia...



All through the Republican President of the Arizona State Senate:

 

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I heard the next phase of evaluations include kaleidoscopes

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It's like that grifter Matt Braynard that had folks donate to his scam shortly after the election. He's since fighting off lawsuits from Dominion and funded the golden Trump statue at CPAC.

Losers.
 
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Along with using blacklights to look for watermarks that Trump supposedly secretly put on "official ballots", unbeknownst to election officials.

Along with “Kinematic Artifact detection” (looking for unfolded early ballots even though “All mail-in-ballots are early ballots, but not all early ballots are mail-in ballots. Maricopa County residents were also invited to vote early, in person at vote centers across the county as they became available starting in October 2020. According to Archer, ballots sent to military and overseas residents are also not folded.”).

Along with literal January 6th insurrectionists performing the recount.

Arizona recounters are now looking for traces of bamboo as evidence that fake ballots came from Asia...




All through the Republican President of the Arizona State Senate:

How stupid are these people?
 

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I don't know, the smart couple in the movie seemed like Dems and the crazy sperm spreading white trash dude seemed like a Trumper.
Doesn't matter. The dems encourage stupid people to reproduce. Smart people realize they cost more than what the government is handing out.
 

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Doesn't matter. The dems encourage stupid people to reproduce. Smart people realize they cost more than what the government is handing out.
But if the stupid white trash trumpers reproduce, there will be more Trump voters running around. So if idiocracy the movie comes true, it will be because the planet is overpopulated with uneducated Trumpers.
 
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Along with using blacklights to look for watermarks that Trump supposedly secretly put on "official ballots", unbeknownst to election officials.

Along with “Kinematic Artifact detection” (looking for unfolded early ballots even though “All mail-in-ballots are early ballots, but not all early ballots are mail-in ballots. Maricopa County residents were also invited to vote early, in person at vote centers across the county as they became available starting in October 2020. According to Archer, ballots sent to military and overseas residents are also not folded.”).

Along with literal January 6th insurrectionists performing the recount.

Arizona recounters are now looking for traces of bamboo as evidence that fake ballots came from Asia...




All through the Republican President of the Arizona State Senate:

So the govt of AZ handed out ballot and access to personal info of every voting citizen to the #GrandMaster🐐FvckerWizardOf`Q.

That seems REAL safe for AZ dems 😬
 

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Doesn't matter. The dems encourage stupid people to reproduce. Smart people realize they cost more than what the government is handing out.
How fvcking disconnected can you be. The states With the highest birth rates, are also the states that have the most federal welfare, the lowest education, the poorest health, and shockingly the biggest percentage of Republican voters.


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But if the stupid white trash trumpers reproduce, there will be more Trump voters running around. So if idiocracy the movie comes true, it will be because the planet is overpopulated with uneducated Trumpers.
The stupid dems are breeding just as fast if not faster. Stupid is stupid.
 

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How fvcking disconnected can you be. The states With the highest birth rates, are also the states that have the most federal welfare, the lowest education, the poorest health, and shockingly the biggest percentage of Republican voters.


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How is this disputing what I'm saying? Instead it reinforces what I'm saying. I don't care who the stupid people support. You guys aren't this dense.
 

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How fvcking disconnected can you be. The states With the highest birth rates, are also the states that have the most federal welfare, the lowest education, the poorest health, and shockingly the biggest percentage of Republican voters.


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I guarantee if you zoom down to the city level, you'll see all those statistics apply to big inner cities run by Democrats for centuries.
 

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That’s state and local, which isn’t surprising. Federal Welfare per capita is overwhelmingly to red states.
The first sentence is true. Not sure about 2nd but doesn't matter. Bottom line dems policies give out more free shit to dumb poors. Dumb poors breed more than smart people.

The more free shit being offered the more likely a dumb poor is going to have more babies. They don't give out free shit to smart people for having kids. Unless they're super lazy. Even then smart lazy person knows the additional amount they're getting doesn't pay for the cost of the kid.
 
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The audit has taken another very strange turn. The "audit firm" contracted out "forensic analysis" to a firm they said was an industry leader. The contact said the firm would do state of the art analysis at their state of the art lab, but it turns out they sent all the data to some random guy who lives in a cabin out in Montana. Hilarious.

 
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The audit has taken another very strange turn. The "audit firm" contracted out "forensic analysis" to a firm they said was an industry leader. The contact said the firm would do state of the art analysis at their state of the art lab, but it turns out they sent all the data to some random guy who lives in a cabin out in Montana. Hilarious.

I have random guy in Montana on retainer for my forensic needs.

Is that guy writing manifestos in his spare time?
 

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The audit has taken another very strange turn. The "audit firm" contracted out "forensic analysis" to a firm they said was an industry leader. The contact said the firm would do state of the art analysis at their state of the art lab, but it turns out they sent all the data to some random guy who lives in a cabin out in Montana. Hilarious.

this is how you end up doing a press conference at Four Seasons Landscaping
 

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The audit has taken another very strange turn. The "audit firm" contracted out "forensic analysis" to a firm they said was an industry leader. The contact said the firm would do state of the art analysis at their state of the art lab, but it turns out they sent all the data to some random guy who lives in a cabin out in Montana. Hilarious.


It's all insane. Overturning Arizona would make no difference. Even adding Georgia wouldn't make a difference. What appear to be the most prevalent theories are batshit insane or mathematically fatally flawed. This is a state party sanctioned indulgence of a delusional faction that will only serve to deepen their delusions and further remove them from society. They're gleefully hooking them on this mental drug only to upcharge them for political contributions and bleed them dry.
 

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Remember when nothing was supposed to be touched without an observer from both sides witnessing everything that was happening?
 
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It's all insane. Overturning Arizona would make no difference. Even adding Georgia wouldn't make a difference. What appear to be the most prevalent theories are batshit insane or mathematically fatally flawed. This is a state party sanctioned indulgence of a delusional faction that will only serve to deepen their delusions and further remove them from society. They're gleefully hooking them on this mental drug only to upcharge them for political contributions and bleed them dry.
or get a mentally deficient president sent to the funny farm.
 
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