I was arrested in my driveway with a cache of automatic weapons, 46 grams of cocaine, and a blood alcohol content of .25. I was also accused of raping most of a herd of sheep and pillaging two women in their 80’s. During my arraignment, I brought in some Oxy to share with the judge. I read a book about Johnnie Cochran and decided to defend myself. I showed up in this costume and told the judge, “If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit.
Well gol dangit if the judge didn’t find that funny. He asked for the Oxy to “dispose” of it, dropped the gavel, and said “two years probation, you sick bastard!” Anyway, in six months, I’ll have no more pee tests, and can get back to selling coke and shooting guns! ‘Merica. GBR!
Well gol dangit if the judge didn’t find that funny. He asked for the Oxy to “dispose” of it, dropped the gavel, and said “two years probation, you sick bastard!” Anyway, in six months, I’ll have no more pee tests, and can get back to selling coke and shooting guns! ‘Merica. GBR!
