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    HROT

    I reckon one of the most humorous slash entertaining episodes that occurred at HROT was when Ms. Ridge ( yall call her Meg), was when all the younger gentlemen were begging slash pleading with Ms. Ridge to show one slash both sisters, Ms. Ridge tittering slash tattering with the gentlemen ...
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    HROT

    I used to venture to HROT sometimes, mainly for their wild west type atmosphere slash environment. The last couple times upon visitation , I've nonchalantly noticed that when attempting to post, all them damn razor blade lookin' thangs pop up, talkin' about, " This is now one of them pay as you...
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    Nebraska Announces Home and Home Series with

    Dickey V. and Ashley Juggs will saunter slash elope to South Carolina as a result of their May slash December relationship resulting in her sudden slash shocking impregnation before this particular scenario transpires.
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    Is there a more stunning representative of the female gender than...

    Yall can have your runway models, coke headed divas, and prissy ass Hollywood types, but give me a bong full of Michelle for my personal intrinsic desires slash needs. Link.
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    OT: Best concert you've been to.

    The event at the North Carolina Motor Speedway was called The Peach Tree Festival, celebrating the region's peach growing exploits in an area known as The Sandhills Region of North Carolina, home to Pinehurst and their fancy Golf Fields. As it came time for Poco, a bunch of cats from Los...
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    OT: Best concert you've been to.

    One of the " best " concerts I attended was a gig at the North Carolina Motor Speedway in Rockingham, North Carolina in August of 1972. The lineup featured Poco, Fleetwood Mac, Alice Cooper, Three Dog Night, a chick band called Bertha, The James Gang, Rory Gallagher, and Goose Creek Symphony. It...
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    OT Name one person from

    I had a dream about two months ago that Nancy Grace had hired me to play Santa Claus at her office party, which is subliminally ironic, because I don't think we'd get on at all . Donning my red and white costume, I felt like a total effin' idiot, even for a dream , After paying the cab driver...
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    Does Danica not have anyone advising her on how freaking stupid she looks

    Perhaps Kannapolis, North Carolina native George Clinton and his entourage of Fonky Parliment-ish, fell through the cracks type individuals, could possibly have a question and answer period with the drivers that are gettin' in Ms. Patrick's way, as she futility attempts to maneuver her way...
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    Does Danica not have anyone advising her on how freaking stupid she looks

    It appears Ms. Patrick finished 21st today at the little ride around in Daytona. She'd probably finished higher than the eleven spots out of a Top Ten finish if the other drivers hadn't been forming a Convoy Blocking Team in front of Ms. Patrick, decreasing the maiden's chances of passing the...
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    Does Danica not have anyone advising her on how freaking stupid she looks

    All the astrological stars, planets, and meteorites are properly aligned for a Ms. Patrick victory today in Daytona, Florida, and I'm personally hoping that when she's 'astandin' in Victory Circle, she nonchalantly pulls them green and black Go Daddy Go Dot Com britches down to her knees and...
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    Does Danica not have anyone advising her on how freaking stupid she looks

    No, Mister slash Mrs. slash Ms. Insane, I'm not a redneck, and I humbly regret the dismanteling slash insulting slash decombobulating your Harvard-ish slash Yale-ish type intellect.
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    OT Name one person from

    I like that British chick on the Viagra commercial probably the best, with a Cindy Crawford-ish lookin' gal on one of them fancy hair products commercial finishing a distant second. There's a red headed mature lady, she speaks with a sultry Carolina brogue slash dialect that advertises some...
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    Does Danica not have anyone advising her on how freaking stupid she looks

    This is for you, my darlin'... She called me collect from The Phone Booth in D.C. The Blue Pills lined up for an erect arrival I've picked up the beer cans and groomed all the goats Sprayed Lysol and some strong herbicidal. I warshed all the dishes and ran off the winos Except for the two...
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    Does Danica not have anyone advising her on how freaking stupid she looks

    Another chick that would fall into the Dream Angel category would be Michelle Bachmann. I think Southerners, for the most part, adore the Minnesota-ish accent , especially coming from a lust bucket such as Ms. Bachmann. When thinking of her late in the evenings, the little blue pill is only an...
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    Does Danica not have anyone advising her on how freaking stupid she looks

    Growing up and residing in the slap dab middle of NASCAR country, I feel subliminally qualified to add to this blog about my dream angel, Ms. Patrick. The first time I saw her talkin' about, " Go Daddy this and Go Daddy that, " I've had a blue balls type crush on her. If you're reading this...
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