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But only if Dwayne Wade is VP
We all know Bron can’t do it alone
They only work if gravity is real
his presupposition is gravity was fake
Gravity was the last thing he learned
turns out every 3rd grade...
You think the government would let him get away with that?
they shot his rocket down with lasers bouncing off the chem trail shield
Tear $100 bill in half
If he chooses Nebraska you will give him the other half
I hope you stiffed him on the tip
Only right answer
Maybe a nude dunk contest?
Anytime you have a team with the word “Nazi” in it, probably not going to go well.
we don’t smile in this here household
We just take pictures for document purposes
The guy filming is a total girl
He needs his ass kicked
talking Crap, then didn’t want to when the guy got in his face but started talking like...
When you see your girlfriend speaking to your wife
But was joe Buorrouex better?
He really struggled last year throwing the ball. Also struggled to run. And get the team in the end zone, and win, and rally the team, and get...
I own lots of guns
I know where Mormons live near me
(I’m not Mormon never will be) but
It turns out they are excellent “preppers”
so you can...
Wife = flowers before I leave town on business
girlfriend = weekend getaway vacation
Chances he picks Nebraska?
If Nebraska is “it’s not for everyone”
iowa moto should be
“Iowa....we’re a little slower than most. Actually a lot slower than everyone.”
Andy Reid in big games
He’s tossing that shot put over everyone’s head