"Well if you don't know then I'll learn you something
They don't call me the killer for nothing
Dangerous methamphetamine buzzin
Crazy enough to marry my 1st cousin
Touched by the devil, paranoid hell raiser
**** Chuck Berry, I'm the real trail blazer
People always staring like they're scared of me
For the record, they ought to be
I'm Jerry Lee, Jerry Lee
Hillbilly insanity
Tickling teens and ivory
Praise the Lord Elvis died"
-Josh Morningstar (from his song Jerry Lee)